Big personalities. Tiny résumés.
Your pet has a secret career.
We turn your pet’s photo and peculiar habits into a custom alter-ego portrait, complete with a funny job title and character bio. Finally, a job that suits their attitude.
Founding offer: $19 · Custom digital download
The unofficial employment agency for pets
Zero qualifications. Endless character.
New here. Serious about the silly.
- 01 /Inspired by your actual pet
- 02 /Portrait + title + bio
- 03 /Digital, not shipped
From couch potato to professional
A little photo.
A whole other life.
For devoted pet parents, delightfully weird gift-givers, and anyone who knows their cat runs the household.
- 01
Send their best headshot
Upload a pet photo where we can see that unmistakable face. No professional photoshoot required.
- 02
Spill the personality tea
Answer three personality questions. The quirks, habits, and household drama help shape their alter ego.
- 03
Meet your pet’s other life
Receive a custom digital portrait, a hilariously specific job title, and a short character bio. Gift it, share it, or keep it for yourself.
Rescue-minded? We’re exploring fundraiser collaborations featuring adoptable animals. No donation is included in the founding offer unless a specific fundraiser says so.
The founding offer
Small launch.
Big main-character energy.
We’re starting with 10 founding-customer spots at a $19 test price. One simple package, built around your pet—not a subscription.
Check the product listing for availability and delivery details before ordering.
My Pet’s Other Life
Founding package$19/ portrait
- One custom pet alter-ego portrait
- A funny job title + short character bio
- Digital download to keep and share
- No physical print or shipping included
Your pet is already acting the part
Let’s make it official.
Small-town sheriff? Exhausted nurse? CEO who sleeps through meetings? There’s a career in that face.
Find my pet’s other life